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"Good morning. .  . At present we are not at home, But please leave your message after you hear the beep......

beeeeeppp ...

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:

If you need us to stay with the children, press 1

If you want to borrow the car, press 2

If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 6

If you want to come to eat here, press 7

If you need money, press 8

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking,

we are listening!!!!!!"


「喂!現在我們不能接電話,請在聽到『嗶」』聲後留言......

嗶...

如果你是我的兒子們,先按1,再依照你打電話的目的,選擇1到8;

假如你是要我們去陪孫子,按1;
如果你是要跟我們借車,按2;
如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服,按3;
若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜,按4;
假若你是要我們到學校接孩子,按5;
如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家,按6;
假如你現在要過來吃飯,按7;
若是你需要錢,按8;

如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲,直接說話……
我們正在聽!!!!!!」
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